HOCUS POCUS TECHNO SONG SOUNDTRACKED ALL MY UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS TO GET LUCKY AT THE UNDERGROUND

What has come over me? Techno! Techno on Lost Treasures Review?
I must be off my soop noodle writing this. I never did like techno at
all the whole time i was enduring the 1990`s, most of the stuff is
or was just soulless noise which only ever might have sounded
even half okay when you were as full as a state school hat rack
trying to pick up all the hot women in a nightclub. Truly i was
never a player, you have to get lucky at least once every ten
years to be one of those, but i have to admit i tried to pick
up a couple of birds on the odd occasion at the Underground
nightclub at Paddington all those years ago, but as you are
probaly expecting me to come out and say next, i only ever
needed a taxi to seat one at the end of each night. But at
one stage in the early to mid 1990`s, there was this dance
song, called HERE'S JOHNNY, which really got me pumping
in The Underground and gave me the kind of confidence
to go and chat up some girls on the dancefloor that only
superstuds can ever truly have. I really dont understand
why i connect with this particular techno song, it's total-
ly shit really, let's be honest about it, maybe it's because
HERE'S JOHNNY reminds me of the time in my life where
for a brief moment in time girls were actually talking to
to me and i was at my nightclubbing apex as a superstud
chick magnet who was out to impress. Whatever you are
thinking about my recollection of my previous studliness,
if you like techno you might like this, or least reminise
over it, the group which recorded the tune had a very
suitable name of HOCUS POCUS, i believe they come
from The Netherlands or Sweden, not real sure but i
really do not care. The stand out line in the song of
'Here's Johnny' is of course a ripoff of what Jack
Nicholson recited in the classic horror movie THE
SHINING. There's hope for 2UNLIMITED on LT yet.