CHAIRMAN OF THE STUD LIBERATION LEAGUE WANTS QUEENSLAND TO RETURN TO THE BAD OLD DAYS

Ever since the curtain fell on the Fitzgerald Inquiry all them years ago and seasoned head butters like Jack Herbert and Terry Lewis were either locked in a cupboard or thrown in the slammer, there has been a distinct lack of consumer choice for young horny blokes who haven`t had any illegal
hornbag houses to get their rocks off at around Brisbane.
 
In the past decade the state Labor government has made some amends to this situation by legislating to make it legal for a few prick joints to pop up here and there in
industrial estates, but there is still an obvious need to allow a few more red lights to be switched on around the city. 

I as chairman of the Stud Liberation League hereby call on Premier Anna Bligh to go back to the bad old days and allow SP bookmakers and pimps to have free reign in
the side streets and ghettos of Brisbane. 

In the absence of free love us single Queensland studs need a good fix of how life use to be in the Sunshine State before all the
do-gooders come up from down south and ruined the party. Free love is dead so the Valley here we come.

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