'TOUCH THE HAND' A SATIRICALLY SHITSTIRRING WAY FOR BRYAN ADAMS TO RATTLE SOME FEMINAZI CAGES

Bryan Adams was all over the radio back in mid 1991 after the release of his 6th album WAKING UP THE NEIGHBOURS and the ensuing world tour which took Adams and his band to every corner of the globe. 

After setting the international stage on fire following the release of the brilliant album
RECKLESS in 1985, which proved to be more workmanlike and less flashy than WAKING UP, by the time 1991 rolled around, he really did require a career boost, in recognition of the commercial failure of his disappointing
album from 1987, INTO THE FIRE, a patchy album panned by many music critics that scored only one hit, HEAT OF THE NIGHT.

Music critics are often real idiots, the album has got a few high points as well as a few lower ones. 

WAKING proved to be vindication for Adams to go with renowned music producer Robert John 'Mutt' Lange, who is renowned for not only being Shania Twain's old bed mate but one of the most precise and fastidious music producers in the history of recorded music, in place of Jim Vallance his producer and co-song writer for the earlier albums. 

The album produced a pile of major hits for BA and crew, you probaly already know the real big ones, ones like EVERYTHING I DO and CANT STOP THIS THING WE STARTED, and without mentioning a few of the other not so major hits, one that seemed to go off the radar before it was given any chance of

getting on the radio is the anti-hairy armpits, anti-feminazi chant TOUCH THE HAND, which sees Adams having a real genuine and passionate dig at all the women who want equality but want it all their own way as well. 

The best example of hard rocking satire ever recorded, it brings to life the thoughts of most normal and well adjusted men in the world. 

Anyone who cant see the humour in
it, including any feminazi who just hates men fullstop, needs to discover where their happy bone is or become an alcoholic.